Nandan Nilekani can do it…..Fully integrated ID card system…..AWESOME!!!!

October 20, 2009

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
have your…"

Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card
number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's he…,
hold……….on……889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK… You're… Mr Singh and
you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your home number is
22678893, your office 25076666 and your mobile is
09869798888. Which number are you calling from now
Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza…"

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you
have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level
Sir"

Customer: "What?… What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like
it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up… Give me three family size
ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of
05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,
Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your
bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not
including the late payment charges on your housing loan,
Sir.."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood
ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,
you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal
today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll
have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take
anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano
Car…"

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system ,you
own a Nano car,…registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing… By the way… Aren't you
giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
records you're also diabetic……. "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir.. Remember
on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive
language on a policeman…?"

Customer: [Faints]

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